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Lettuce, No

Lettuce, No Yet another deconstruction of a baby boomer favourite. The title was provided by a member of the Mastodon social network, …

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I Saw the Mummy Killing Santa Claus The uplifting choir bits at the very beginning and very end of this 1950s Christmas …

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Der Tannenbaumherumtanz This piece uses the sax solo from another baby boomer favourite Christmas song. The title was provided by a member …

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Deviation from the Norm will be Punished Unless it is Exploitable This was inspired by (and titled from) my favourite holiday meme. …

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Out in the Cold I kind of hope this is the last year I ever have to hear ‘Baby it’s Cold Outside’ …

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Met Office Forecast There are two versions of Bing Crosby singing ‘white Christmas’ on YouTube. One is an older recording, full of …

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Have yourself a Scary Christmas Once again this year, I’m doing a series of Christmas music where every piece is written within …

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Shorts #39: Something Happy (2016) Commissioned and titled by sevenhelz in honour of Deathboy. This piece is influenced by the Vaporwave genre …

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Shorts #38: distant scritches (2016) Commissioned and titled by sevenhelz in honour of Deathboy. This piece was written in SuperCollider. All of …

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Dick Pic Hymnen (2016) This piece was commissioned by lesbiancockslut.com [NSFW] When commissioned, I appealed on twitter for people to send me …

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